Modern Heights

Modern Heights       1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip . ************** 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. ************** 3. What is height of Active laziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************** 4. What is height of Craziness? A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. ************** 5. What is height of Forgetfulness? A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. ************** 6. What is height of Stupidity? A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. ************** 7. What is height of Honesty? A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. ************** 8. What is height of Suicide? A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. ************** 9. What is height of De-hydration? A. A cow giving milk powder. **************

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